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Nearing my 24th bday and not knowing what I want in life, I decided to record all the things that I want most in the world so that next year people don't have to ask me what they should gift me and I don't have to waste my precious time returning unthoughtful items. Whether this is penance of sorts for my hyper-consumerism or not, you be the judge.

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maru the cat is THE diane von furstenberg of the feline world.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

USE YOUR EYES, MARTIN. THOSE ARE OBVIOUSLY RAINCLOUDS.

DIANE VON FURSTENBERG MADE ME THIS HAT IN 2006.

SHE MADE IT. FOR ME.

I GET ANGRY WHEN YOU BREATHE ON IT, SO I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU’LL CONVINCE ME TO TAKE IT PUDDLE JUMPING.

WE’RE STAYING IN TONIGHT. CALL KEEN’S AND HAVE THEM READY SOME MUTTON CHOPS. AFTER YOU PICK THEM UP WE’LL WATCH I AM LOVE. IT HAS TILDA SWINTON IN IT. HE’S MY FAVORITE ACTOR.
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decaydance:

What’s better than having a sweet Cobra Starship poster? Having a sweet SIGNED Cobra Starship poster!

For our new weekly contest, we’re giving away 3 autographed Cobra Starship posters! Just reblog this post to be automatically entered to win! Winners will be announced next Wednesday.

(via cobrastarship)

#Cobra Starship #Night Shades
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mymotherwasright:

theangeladee:

healywu:

spolikeluzhate:

jakefogelnest:

Y U NO MASTURBATE AT HOME?

Reblog so we can humiliate this piece of garbage.

FUCK YOU DUDE, MASTURBATE WITH PEOPLE WHO CONSENT.

Oh F train. I’ve got my eye on you.

Get off my fucking train, you piece of shit.

he is DISGUSTING. now let the world know it, ladies (and gents!).
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i am feeling blah.